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The Milky Way Returns, On My Birthday
Thief Robes for Affordable Prices
Our mission at Thief Robes is to bring you the highest quality biomechanical robes at affordable prices. We founded Thief Robes on two very important ideas…..theft and ultimate coziness. Combined with over twenty thousand years of experience in the stealing, espionage and spa industries, we understand how important it is to feel cozy…whether you’re selling [...]
Need Dog-Sitter for Haunted Mansion
Hi, my name’s Jaquelantern (“Jackie” for short). Here’s the situation: I’m kind of a “ghost” (although I prefer “supernatural being”, but whatever). I had to leave my 467 bedroom mansion to go help this kid out and I’ve kind of “fallen” into the upper levels of Hell, so I’ll be “indisposed” for a while. I’m [...]
Get in Shape With Old Man Geechi
Geechi’s Dynamic Personal Training
My name is Geechi, a certified personal trainer with over 1684 years of experience in Ship Building, Hammer Swingin and Ass Kicking in General. My Fitness training specializes in: Core Development, Beard Toughness, Organic Metabolic Afro Growing, Metaphysical Hammer Design, Intergalactic Travel in Less-Than-Safe Ships, Leather Chewing, Buffalo Wrestling, Screaming At The [...]
Part-Time Serial Killer Looking for Full-Time Love
Hello……my name is Manda. This is my second ad on Craigslist, and my first try was okay but it didn’t turn out so well. Apparently she didn’t like “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” on Blu-Ray or pork & beans. But ANYWAY, I’m looking for a good woman that has good intentions. I’m 6′1″ like to work [...]
